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Usmc Demotivational Poster


DEATH -


TAGS: death usmc oorah
Rating: 4.49/5

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Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:44 pm
sorry, a little biased.. know a couple of firemen. Yes, they do get into tough situations and are brave. Not the two I know, but in general
Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:25 pm
during their donut runs to Safeway every morning? Firemen don't dodge live ammo
Skulrath - October 1, 2012, 1:04 pm
No offense to the Marines, but I personally think that your local Fire Department is just a tiny bit more badass.
Swampdady - July 11, 2012, 7:36 pm
Haha and Corpsmen kick him in the balls
GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 5:50 pm
Heh Heh Heh. ...and stare the cowardly bastard right in the eye. 5 Eagle, Globe and Anchors.


RADIO OPERATORS - The deadliest thing on the battlefield is a pissed off marine with a radio!


TAGS: bang bombs hate anger usmc
Rating: 4.48/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:24 pm
The radioman and the SAW gunner have the most dangerous jobs in the military. The enemy sharpshooters always target those guys. Because the radioman is the link to support and the SAW gunner is the one laying down the most fire.
GySgt1811a - February 16, 2012, 4:12 pm
TeeHee! Jarhead Tankers have radios, too! "Shot, over. Shot, out."
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:08 am
Semper Fi 10-4... KF7DSA


BEER TANK!! - The only proper way to honor veterans


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.54/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:18 pm
Some prefer scotch.


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.47/5

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UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people assume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


LEE MARVIN, USMC - He played a lot of tough guys in the movies. But before that, he was a Marine Scout/Sniper. Went on 21 Invasions . He didn't PLAY a Badass... he was the real thing. Semper Fi


TAGS: usmc wwii veteran
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:29 pm
Clark Gable was a tail gunner on Naval bombers during WW2, at the peak of his career. John Wayne stayed home and made movies, pretending to be a hero.
MPsniper - December 19, 2011, 6:22 pm
yeah....but....in this picture, he is in the big red one. army
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 12:01 pm
Like All Vets He Lived The War Every Day!


THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.




REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


CHANGE FOR THE GREENER -


TAGS: july calendar then now usmc
Rating: 3.94/5

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pcat - July 26, 2011, 3:54 pm
#5 is horribly wrong...all you get is PT shorts and skivvy shirts...oh yah and their called go fasters not shoes.....F'N boot
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
At least number 6 hasn't changed...


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
*psychosexual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, assuming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


MARINE TOAST -




DO NOT MESS WITH THE USMC - Stupid people do stupid stuff, doing so may tend to screw up your whole day


TAGS: do not mess with usmc
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - June 2, 2011, 4:31 pm
Kind of like my work with the at risk youth I work with, dammit sometimes they just get out of hand and fall down. No witnesses, no tool marks...
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:40 am
the Marine gets stabbed and yet the attacker gets a worse injury from falling off a curb...well..i must say...epic fail sir...
rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:12 pm
Yeah, fell off the curb, that's the ticket. That stupid guy must've got off light. I love stories like these--right up there with people using their 2nd amendment right on a home invader.


United States Marine Corps -




OOH RAH -


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.42/5

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KNOCK, KNOCK - Bitch......


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:09 pm
If you gotta say it, say it with a tank! 5L
BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 4:54 am
The US Army never springs for options like cup holders or color matching coolers...bummer
doomwaffle - February 26, 2011, 11:09 pm
oh man i would want to do that!
tatespa - February 25, 2011, 10:00 am
I like the cooler on the back... No camo coolers???
TheOne - February 24, 2011, 6:05 am
This made me chucle.


FIRST TO KNOW LAST TO GO - We Will Defend To The Last Breath Our Right To Be Misinformed


TAGS: marine corps marines misinformed usmc
Rating: 3.21/5

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Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 10:48 pm
No problem chase...it happens. PM a pic to me if you'd like and I'll try to help you. Preferably, not a military or firearm related one though. Those are a little more difficult to do.
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 9:42 pm
i accidentally messed up the title it is supposed to be first to go last to know
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Green, I'm not sure there is a point. Damn Nice picture, though!
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Who is we? The point of this escapes me.


RETARD - They're Marines, not Army.


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 2.22/5

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Blake Roberts - November 2, 2010, 10:59 am
Oorah
NiteStryker - June 5, 2009, 7:12 pm
Which one of you besides UmAhYa has even seen a real grenade?
UmAhYa - May 26, 2009, 6:01 pm
i care, those are my colors and i dont want them confused with the weakness that is army
OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:16 pm
So true BFG (Big Fucking Gun)
BFG - August 4, 2008, 7:13 pm
who cares. GOD BLESS HIGH EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT -


TAGS: usmc marines usa merica
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:47 am
I first heard this little ditty from a 'Nam vet ... Good job! 5L


GAME OF THRONES -


TAGS: gameofthrones usmc merica marines
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 5:27 am
I take it you're DEP (delayed entry program) but have friends/relatives that you've listened too? Your honesty shows honor. Welcome aboard Boot!
TheMarinesHaveLanded - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm not actually a Marine - yet..
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:09 pm
Been there. Done that. Welcome aboard jarhead! Of course I know how you gat there--- My Atserisk Rides In Navy Equipment! Laughed so hard it hurt! Did a lot of improvising during deployments! 5 laughing lions!
lgvernon - March 28, 2015, 3:58 pm

Welcome, Marine. Nice stuff.
steve1961 - March 28, 2015, 3:57 pm
I don't usually compliment newbies to Motifake...I usually leave that to GaryOprah and the rest...but I like your stuff kid...Good job!


VICTORY IN WAR - Because there is no greater glory than raising your flag over your slain enemy.


TAGS: war victory usmc marines glory slain enemy
Rating: 3.03/5

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Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:07 pm
ok ok thats enough please WW2 Was years ago as for this "debt" we still owe the US id like to remind you that most british casualties in the gulf war was from US friendly fire debt paid in blood we are even now lets forget this and focus on the terrorists
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:23 am
"evaded"??? Do you mean avoided? Do you mean Roosevelt knew? Do you mean that the US policies forced Japan into the attack? Are you one "who cares?" Your comment is pointless unless you clarify what it is you're babbling about.
Cwalda - March 30, 2009, 5:40 am
Guessing how would WW2 end without US is pointless. A lot of things would be a lot different. On the other hand, everyone (who cares) know that Pearl Harbor could be evaded.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:36 pm
It doesn't take balls to sacrifice every man, woman, and child in your country. It takes balls to sacrifice yourself for every man, woman, and child in your country. A lot of good men on both sides proved that they had real serious balls.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:27 pm
The Japanese were willing to sacrifice every man woman and child in their country. That takes serious balls.
rerun - January 14, 2009, 1:57 pm
xx needs to brush up on his history - Japan attacked the US, not the other way around
Mark - January 14, 2009, 1:39 pm
If it wasn't for the US in World War II, chances are you wouldn't be here saying stupid shit like that. Just say thank you and move along.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:14 pm
Real honor, the Japanese had it.
randomDood - December 28, 2008, 11:12 pm
Uh... xx, Japan wasn't "a little country" in WWII, dumbass. They were a facist superpower (not to mention suicidal).
xx - December 28, 2008, 7:44 pm
in usa way! go, attack a little country, and admire how great you are..... and if you lose-pretend it wasnt a war! just like in vietnam!
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
HooRah!


WATCH THEIR HANDS - In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your f***ing hands where I can see them! USMC Rules For Wartime #18


TAGS: war terror usmc
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - September 15, 2009, 9:11 pm
The second my polish has dried but NOT a tidge before, girlfriend.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 9:05 pm
"Everyone" includes you, Sean. Let's see those hands.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
I love it.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
If you actually need a rule for something that obvious, yer probably too dumb to count to 18, let alone remember any of the previous 17 rules.


Deuteronomy 7:7  -




SCOUT SNIPERS -


TAGS: sniper usmc military marines scoutsniper
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2015, 10:47 pm
Hiding in plain sight.


PHOTO REVIEW -




EASTER -




BOREDOM -


TAGS: marines boredom military usmc
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:41 am
Pre-deployment checklist stress release program! LOL! 5L, boot!


SEMPER FIDELIS -


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My Ass Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


US MARINES -


TAGS: marines usmc
Rating: 4.7/5

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mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:49 am
Luuuuuv this!!! This is one of my favorite jokes! I have a collection of different ways this has been interpreted. Adding this 1! 5L
mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:46 am
I was right! Way to go, boot! When you finish boot, I'll call you jarhead----its love. Navy/Marines share bases n stuff. You'll figure it out! Good luck, boot!
Reality Lord - March 29, 2015, 8:56 pm

most would assume so from the name
TheMarinesHaveLanded - March 29, 2015, 7:26 pm
Haha, everybody keeps calling me a Marine, but I guess it's alright, since I'm joining straight after high school
Reality Lord - March 29, 2015, 6:35 pm

impressive series marine. we have a military sister site that would probably love to see these submitted there as well. keep'em coming


MARINES -




USMC CUTTING SCORES -


TAGS: usmc marines military usa
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - March 30, 2015, 9:29 pm
..when I went through basic, close to half of the others there had been given a choice between prison time or boot camp... nice group of fellas


MARINES -




MARINES -


TAGS: marines marinecorps usa usmc
Rating: 4.27/5

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OSA - April 7, 2015, 11:25 pm
Couple of interesting concepts: 1. A supposedly all-powerful being needs a bodyguard,2. From whom does he need to be guarded?


DEVIL DOGS -




Gran-gran -




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